Just a bit of advice (and fun) to consider the next time you entertain.
Trolls drink tea in mugs
crafted from the spines
of oak trees. They prefer honey
rather than sugar so drizzle
it generously. Stir with a blade,
not a spoon, that’s punctured
the fatted belly of a sleeping goblin.
Finally, spice with a cluster
of acorns crushed
beneath a centaur’s hooves.
Tis the proper way.