Humans – they stink. They taste bad too; yet I eat them because they’re lazy, easy to catch. And they’s stupid…but isn’t the ogre who eats a fool a fool himself? Am I not as lazy as a human? And when I eat them, aren’t I eating something that tastes like dragon dung? Most certainly, I am a fool. Still, tonight, I’ll eat a human or two. Hopefully, I’ll find, at least, one fat one. Fat ones seem to taste better.